Oscar party costume ideas...

So I'm thinking I go to the Dollar Store, get a few fake snakes and a toy gun, try my darndest to find some sort of an afro wig and some sort of official police-type hat, and go as Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane?

The thing is, I was sort of turned off by the whole gimmicky "motherfuckin'" campaign, and don't have much of a desire to even see the movie. Still, it would make a distinctive costume, probably beating out going as Ryan Gosling in Half Nelson.

So maybe I'll go as Abigail Breslin...