I'm working way too much right now, so I'll just post something that always cheers me up: old ladies making dirty jokes. Here's living legend Betty White during the William Shatner Comedy Roast. Some of my favorite quotes are below.
"Let's face it, we all know Shatner is nuts, but, George (Tekai) has actually tasted them."
"Oh, it always makes me laugh when I see Artie Lange onstage, knowing I'm going to outlive him."
"I feel such a special connection to you, Farrah. I'm in my 80s, and, uh, that's the last decade you mattered."
"The truth is, I caught the bouqet at Bill's wedding... and I hope I'm alive to catch the cockring at Sulu's"
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