With your nose so bright

I am usually not one for gratuitous link posting, but this is pretty funny:

16 Serious Questions Raised by Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

In other news, I've gotten three hits this week for "Baltimore's Most Eligible Bachelors 2005." See, I told you I shouldn't have been passed up for yet another Singles issue of Baltimore magazine. Yes, ladies, you've found me (if, by "eligible," you mean "emotionally unavailable, beats himself up all the time, thinks way too much, and works all the time.")

This same week, I've also gotten four hits for "fat teacher" and one hit for "how to be a fat teacher." Yes, I've got the hint. I've been working out like crazy all weekend and don't plan on missing another workout day until December 24. I'm beginning to worry about not being in shape for baseball season, starting on March 1. Forget feeling fat; I just need to be able to know I'm in shape enough to conduct 3-hr practices, to throw BP or hit infield/outfield for hours on end, and to do the runs and drills with my players.