Saturday, December 10, 2005

Joe Squared Squid Whale West

It was a rare, but hopefully becoming not so rare, Saturday night off, and I met up with some friends for pizza and a movie.

My friend Joe, who I worked with at the restaurant, has opened up a pizza place. It's called Joe Squared, but his name is Joe and he makes square pizzas. He originally wanted to open the place in Charles Village, but the building backed out at the last minute, and now his place is at North Avenue and Howard Street. It's been open for three weeks, and he's still waiting on his City Paper review, so I'll do my best to give him the Epiphany in Baltimore treatment.

Walking into the new pizza and beer joint Joe Squared, one doesn't quite know what to make of it. There's art on the walls. There's a small dance floor with a DJ in the front. Huge mirrors line the walls. Three TVs are tuned to sports stations. An unscuffed pool table sits near the back. Two bars line the walls.

And then you get it - Joe Squared is just a comfortable place to have a beer and a pizza in, with a little something for everyone. But mostly it's about the pizza. The group of eight of us got two smalls (a seafood lovers and a greek) and two mediums (a quattro formaggio and a meat lovers), but it was hard to choose - other varieties included the popular chicken and apple pizza, and the tuna melt pizza. As we waited, we sampled the six beers Joe has on tap, ranging in price from $3 for a Newcastle and $7 and $10 for the fancier Belgian beers he brings in.

The pizza arrived, and they were delicious, with a light, thin crust with a taste that didn't overpower the pizza, allowing the sauce and toppings to really come through. All the pizzas were really good, and I loved how you could choose from the side pieces - which were mostly crust - and the middle pizzas, which were mostly toppings. Our entire bill for eight people, all with beer and pizza, was $93.82. We left $120 and were on our way to the Charles, which is just a short three-block, well-lit walk.


Okay, so that restaurant review would never pass the muster of the City Paper. But that's why they get paid the big bucks. And that's what you get when I have only about five minutes to write a silly entry. But I would highly recommend this place. He's trying to spread the word but customers are coming in slowly. We were the only ones there. This would also be a pretty excellent place for a Happy Hour.

Speaking of which, we saw The Squid and the Whale. I loved it. Loved it. Again, as with Capote, it had its flaws, particularly an abrupt ending and a lack of resolution with one of the main characters. But this is the movie with the best performance of Jeff Daniels's career (I'd pick him over Hoffman for the Best Actor Oscar), and typically sexy work from Laura Linney. The kids were amazing. The writing and tone were very Wes Anderson, but a bit more grounded. It was really a great movie.

Afterwards, it was off for drinks at The Golden West. I'd never been there before, and it was totally not what I expected. But I still had an Irish coffee and a Guinness and went home. To find that Richard Pryor had died. He really lived a long time with all those health problems.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe happens to be a friend of mine but I promise, there is no bias in this review: this place is AWESOME. Very relaxed atmosphere with a terrific vibe; great art, turntables playing mellow jazzy beats, a fabulously stocked bar, friendly people, the prices are more than fair given the variety of exotic ingredients, and the food? Where do I begin?? Definitely some of the tastiest and most unique pizza you'll ever try. Take it from me, guys: I'm originally from New York City, you had better believe I am spoiled rotten when it comes to pizza, and there is no doubt about it, this food is original and delicious. The menu alone will knock your socks off, and just wait until you try the food on it!! In any case, do yourself a favor and take a drive to Joe's the next time you don't feel like settling for Domino's or Pizza Hut or something else mundane. I knew the man could cook long before this place was even a dream, but Joe Squared is definitely a sparkling homage to my friend's abilities behind the oven. Go eat there now!

Sincerely,
Brett

TronBlaster said...

I got carryout from Joe2 tonight after seeing the attractive sign several times on my way across the Howard Street Bridge toward MLK. It's a pretty cool looking place. A really rich guy's basement den-atmosphere. Pool table, several humble-sized TVs showing sports, Megatouch games, a nice selection of beer, stage (the bartender said live acts are in the works; its right next door to a recording studio), Tom Waits on the stereo, juke box? I forget.

The food was fantastic. Chicken Parmigiana with lots of crazy herbs and spices that I don't know anything about. I can say in good conscience that it was maybe the best Chicken Parm I've ever had.

I'd go there again to shoot some stick, grab a beer, or maybe on a real casual date. Prices were reasonable, but I wouldn't exactly call it cheap eats. Get you hairs cut at The Beatnik Barber shop down the road in Mt. Vernon before your date at Joe2 and you've patronized two neat, up&coming Baltimore small businesses...

Anonymous said...

Epiph - my roommate found your site after looking for a nice place to get a haircut, and spied your review of Joe^2. After futzing around Fed Hill without her wallet last night we decided to come back home to try it out and see if it's all that. And it is. The carpet and mirrors rule, as does the food. We even found some really cute boys to play PhotoHunt with.

So thank you, hon, for the tip - you made our evening!